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May 22, 2023

NEXT CHALLENGE: PUBERTY

12-year-old to be youngest to graduate from Fullerton College with five degrees

(Thanks to klezmerphan, who says "Just in case you weren't feeling inadequate enough.")

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I hope success in the real world will follow his success in academia.

(PS - I get a bit of a kick from the term "inadequate enough")

Oh yeah Mr. Smarty Pants? Do you know how to drive a stick or call someone on an old dial up phone because I do so there!

He wants to meet other allegedly intelligent people like Elon Musk? Heck, if he can figure out how to build a car that won't spontaneously combust, he'll already be smarter than Elon Musk.

Still confused about what an associate degree in Self-Development is all about?

If his courses are focused on the study of vocal music, he's screwed.

"Clovis said he’s interested in careers in commercial piloting and aerospace."

However his parents will have to drive him to the airport.

I'm guessing he still has a lot to learn about women. Of course this presumes he's a biologist.

I was born during the Truman administration and lord knows I have a lot to learn about women.

I graduated with almost 100 degrees.

Fahrenheit.

One more degree, and he meets Kevin Bacon.

You go, Clovis - forget about that Fahrenheit (Ralph) - go for the Centi-grade.

The only way i"m going to get 5 degrees is by turning up the thermostat.

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