May 28, 2023
FYI
I’m a urologist — men have been peeing the wrong way
(Thanks to Michael Parry)
May 27, 2023
CONNECTICUT TACKLES THE ISSUES
FATHER’S DAY IS COMING
Always wanted a lighthouse? US is giving some away, selling others at auction
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
HE DROPPED IT WHILE TAKING A SELFIE
India official drains entire dam to retrieve phone
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
(He did not, in fact, drain the dam; he drained the reservoir.)
May 26, 2023
CRY US A RIVER
YOU ARE NOW FREE TO POOP YOUR DRAWERS
Terrifying moments as plane door opens midair on Asiana Airlines flight
(Thanks to Jay Brandes and EricY)
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Drivers can change lanes using just their eyes in new BMW 5-series sedan
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
O THE HUMANITY, DUDES
IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION
Man steals backhoe for 10-mile drive to Illinois airport to catch flight
(Thanks to Ralph)
'SITZPINKLER'
Why German men urinate sitting down
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
THAT'S A LOT OF SALAD
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
A researcher used her baby's used diapers to build a greener home
(Thanks to many people)
BUT YOU HAVE TO ASSEMBLE YOUR TABLE AND CHAIRS
IKEA's All-You-Can-Eat Midsummer Buffet Returns This Summer
(Thanks to klezmerphan)
WHO KNOWS WHAT THE OTHER SQUIRRELS WERE UP TO WHILE THE FIREFIGHTERS WERE DISTRACTED
Pet squirrel rescued from tree in Ohio
(Thanks to John Lobert)
WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Georgia reminds digital driver's license users to wear clothes for photos
(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)
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World's largest T-shirt unfurled in Romania
(Thanks to John Lobert)
THIS IS WHY WE MUST LOWER THE ELEVATOR BUTTONS
Seal wanders into California hotel, climbs stairs
(Thanks to John Lobert)
IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO TAKE YOUR MATCHES AND GO
May 25, 2023
$35,000 IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS OUTRAGE
An Albany mother claims she was left “angry” and “betrayed” when the apple pie she thought she was buying from a local ShopRite turned out to be a cherry pie, leading her daughter to get sick when she ate a piece of it, according to a lawsuit filed Tuesday in Albany County Supreme Court.
(Thanks to Doug Ogg, who says "Hard to imagine the pain.")
AND YOU MISSED IT
Almost 1,500 Kyles travel to Kyle for world’s biggest gathering of Kyles
(Thanks to EricY)
HIS T-SHIRT SAYS 'I AM COMPOST'
Dutch Inventor Creates Mushroom Coffin
(Thanks to EricY)
May 24, 2023
PLEASE HELP YOURSELF
Avon Bakery Employee Encounters Bear Stealing 60 Cupcakes
(Thanks to Ann Farr)
IT'S A TRICK
Squirrel pays a visit to Yankees Stadium during Orioles game
(Thanks to John Lobert)
FLORIDAAAAAAAA
Woman in pink dress steals $120,000 tractor, Florida cops say. And then it got weird
(Thanks to Robert Moats and Ralph)
JUST NOODLES FOR US, THANKS
Taipei restaurant introduces ramen dish topped with giant isopod
(Thanks to Roberto)
'ERECTED' HEH HEH
Giant gold genitals erected at Buddhist temple to honor ‘origin of life’
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
THE VERY DEFINITION OF NEWS
Poisonous Cobra Dies After Being Bitten by 8-Year-Old Boy
(Thanks to klezmerphan)
AND IN SPORTS
Third annual worm charming championships sees winners wiggle to victory
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Video here.
(Thanks to Ralph)
1. THEY'RE NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. 2. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT 'THEIR OWN SAFETY.'
UM, IT'S A TURTLE
Huge prehistoric-looking creature spotted in California lake. Take a look — if you dare
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
WHAT CHOICE DID HE HAVE?
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Barry Nester)
May 23, 2023
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
Florida man charged with aggravated DWI after being clocked at 171 mph on motorcycle in NH
(Thanks to Gregory Dunn)
IF THEY DO, THEY BLAME IT ON DOGS
(Thanks to MOTW)
IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO BACK TO THE FUTURE
THE WILD MIDWEST
Steer on the run for weeks lassoed, captured on Detroit-area freeway
(Thanks to Ralph)
WE SAW GROINS OF FIRE OPEN FOR THE TROGGS
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
BOLO
(Thanks to MOTW and Robert Moats)
UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT
May 22, 2023
DUDES
Seagulls ‘high on spice’ after making off with stashes of drugs
(Thanks to Ralph)
NEXT CHALLENGE: PUBERTY
12-year-old to be youngest to graduate from Fullerton College with five degrees
(Thanks to klezmerphan, who says "Just in case you weren't feeling inadequate enough.")
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AND IN GOLF
Jordan Spieth dumps opening PGA shot into toilets, swears, internet melts
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
We apologize for all the toilets on the blog this morning. But we have a professional responsibility to report the news as it happens.
AN IGUANA WAS WEARING IT
Woman gets wedding ring back 13 years after flushing it down toilet
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
THEIR NATURAL HABITAT
Iguana found inside Florida home’s toilet
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
BUT IT COMES WITH FRIES
A Philadelphia restaurant that opened on Friday is serving hamburgers with a $700 price tag.
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Update: For dessert, how about some ice cream?
(Thanks to B&C)
OF COURSE BY THE TIME THIS HAPPENS WE'LL ALL HAVE FLYING CARS
Sure They Would: Cruise passengers would also be hoped to have access to onboard facilities such as a restaurant, a spa, a cinema, shops and a casino.
"Be hoped to."
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Seattle named dog poop capital of the US
(Thanks to Ralph)
BAFFLED, HELL: WE'RE GOBSMACKED
People baffled after spotting 'Nike shoes' in 400-year-old painting
(Thanks to Ralph)