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May 23, 2023

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO BACK TO THE FUTURE

A 37-year-old man claiming to be a time traveler was arrested after he told Ocala police that he threw a brick through a home window to save the occupants from a future event.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Rejected plot for the original terminator movie.

No good deed goes unpunished.

He needs to watch more Dr Who. When you try to change the future you always fail.

He looks even dumber than Biff Tannen.

But who will save HIM from a future event - going to jail. His defense was a pulled out a calendar and said look, there are already numbers on the days on my calendar so somebody has predicted the future.

Marty McFly's Dumber Brother

"Uh, sir, is there any reason you couldn't just - I don't know - RING THE DOORBELL?"

I'm a time traveler. I go into the future each second.

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