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May 23, 2023

IF THEY DO, THEY BLAME IT ON DOGS

Do Cats Fart?

(Thanks to MOTW)

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Cats get the vapors.

I have a cat and sometimes those vapors are deadly too.

Cats have staff to handle those things.

… You've got to give a little, take a little,
and let your uranus break wind a little.
That's the story of, that's the glory of farts.

… You've got to laugh a little, cry a little,
until the stanky clouds hang around a little.
That's the story of, that's the glory of farts.

How much wind can a windbreaker break, if a windbreaker could break wind?

Every time a cat farts, an angel gets it's wings.

Okay Casper and Zelda, I'm spilling the beans (so to speak). Yes, cats do fart.

Many parts of them are edible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki2yntj_JAA

Just saying.

My cat used to sleep under my blankets. One cold night, we shared them. She "fogged me out" so badly, I had to leave the room.

The cat had but one thought: . o O (Pull my tail!)

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