HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL
85-year-old man arrested for stealing condoms from convenience store
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
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May 29, 2023
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Perhaps a Father's Day gift for his 102yo Dad?
Posted by: cfjk | May 29, 2023 at 09:42 AM
Hs name was on the package so he took what was rightfully his.
Trojan Designer Edition Ko Sasaki Pleasure Variety Pack Lubricated Condoms - 12 Count
Posted by: man tom | May 29, 2023 at 09:58 AM
Isn't shoplifting condoms in Japan referred to as 'hairy carry'???
Posted by: Dang Lin-Wang | May 29, 2023 at 10:23 AM
He was hoping to meet that 102 year old woman in the nursing home, maybe bring a nice bottle of Chanti.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 29, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Like second marriages, another triumph of hope over experience.
Posted by: Clankie | May 29, 2023 at 10:36 AM
“Please empty your pockets, sir.”
“Well, I can do this one …..”
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 29, 2023 at 11:03 AM
Robert De Niro, who is 79 years old, just had a new baby. Maybe the guy read about that and is trying to be careful.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2023 at 12:10 PM
So should he try to use those condoms would he be arrested for assault with a dead weapon? Sexual Battery? Hahahahahaha
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 29, 2023 at 01:29 PM
Is Hope his girlfriend?
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | May 29, 2023 at 03:00 PM
A guy can dream, can't he?
Posted by: Evil Mr M | May 29, 2023 at 05:20 PM
There's no fool like an old fool.
Posted by: LeDud | May 30, 2023 at 12:02 AM