HIS T-SHIRT SAYS 'I AM COMPOST'

Dutch Inventor Creates Mushroom Coffin

(Thanks to EricY)

Comments

[Pullet Surprise]

For those open casket viewings at the funeral home, the undertaker will provide cans of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup tastefully arranged around the deceased.

[wanderer2575]

Let's see: The body can be considered meat, and the mushrooms will decompose into a nice duxelle. Just wrap the whole thing in a puff pastry before it goes into the ground.

[Rod]

So they can beat on the ground at the funeral to summon the worms, who can eat into the coffin and get to you so much quicker.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

Does this make the inventor a ... fun guy?

Thank you.

[Steverino]

A Nobel Prize in the offing.

[cfjk]

Finally a constructive use for all those poisonous 'shrooms.

[LeDud]

Wouldn't it be ironic if the first person buried with this type of coffin had died of eating poisonous "destroying angels".

[Pullet Surprise]

An alternative feature is to make the coffin slightly larger so you can be buried with a loved one - it is called mush room.