HE 'CLAIMED TO HOLD BLACK BELTS IN JUDO AND KARATE'

Florida man arrested after throwing piece of deli meat at police officer

(Thanks to EricY and Robert Moats)

Comments

[AmoebaStampede]

That's funny; instead of slices, I thought karate experts threw chops.

[Rod]

Did we adopt some sort of new calendar or something? How did he serve 18 months in jail when he was only arrested eight months ago?

[cfjk]

Was he charge with attempted meat slaughter?

[LeDud]

Corned Beef,,,Patrami....we need to know more facts before passing judgement.

[man tom]

He's come this far. And brought the heart, the very pulse of our country with him. Why not send this martial arts champion to Washington.

His estimate was low. He could easily get 60 million. Tax free with benefits. Questionable accountant.

[Mr. Bill]

Wait, we only got one side of the story. That clerk could have been lying. The officer didn't ask any pertinent questions. I couldn't see the color of his belt in the picture though.

[Jeff Meyerson]

They need to get those things out of civilian hands.

[Srgt. McGruff]

That kind of thing happens to me all the time, in fact it's what I like to call taking a bite out of crime.

[J Conrad]

First hamburgers, now deli meat. Oh, when where will this relentless assault on law enforcement end? Will someone be KO'd with kale? Battered with broccoli? Attacked with arugula? Decimation by donuts seems to be in full swing! Oh, the horror, the horror.

[MOTW]

@J Conrad - well done.

Busi told the officer he was suing the Volusia County Sheriff, and asked if he sued the Port Orange Police Department for $250,000, whether that would be tax-free.
The officer said he had no idea, to which Busi said he would have to speak to his accountant about that.

The Port Orange Police Department shared the video on Facebook, giving people a crash course that include behaviors sure to backfire in the city, like disrupting businesses and threatening workers; threatening officers; imagining that you have black belts in Karate and Judo; and hitting officers in the chest with lunch meat.

Snork at "imagining that you have black belts in Karate and Judo"

[Steverino]

His KARATE is pretty Kruddy.

[Florida Man]

A sad tale no matter how you slice it.

[Pullet Surprise]

Well, it would be a slow death. Preserved meats are known for a gradual buildup of plaque in the arteries that could result in death; so it would take a lot of deli meat over a long time to be considered a weapon. Would that be something like nth degree manslaughter?

Say, does the change in the name of the Weinermobile have something to do with this story?

[Ralph]

He has a beef with government?