FYI
They come out at night to have sex on your face.
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
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May 15, 2023
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Earlier in life, this would have kept me awake. I guess the thrill is gone.
Posted by: Jim | May 15, 2023 at 09:09 AM
That privilege is reserved!
Posted by: Lucky Jack | May 15, 2023 at 09:10 AM
I wonder if these little guys hurt or help acne?
Posted by: LeDud | May 15, 2023 at 09:17 AM
This could be the basis for a great horror movie.
Posted by: Steverino | May 15, 2023 at 09:29 AM
@ - Steverino,
A new 5 part movie called "Face-Fu**s from Space"
Coming soon to a face near you.
Posted by: gale | May 15, 2023 at 09:40 AM
Could this be a feature for facial recognition software. Can see the camera operators say "Oooooo, that guy has cooties on his face."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 15, 2023 at 10:16 AM
I was wondering what all the noise was about.
Posted by: Clankie | May 15, 2023 at 10:18 AM
Then why haven't I ever noticed tiny puffs of cigarette smoke rising from my face?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | May 15, 2023 at 10:23 AM
Isn't that how that robot girlfriend broke her boyfriend's glasses?
Posted by: cfjk | May 15, 2023 at 10:35 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 15, 2023 at 11:27 AM
They look a lot like Nick Jaeger, but it may explain why KISS wear all that make-up.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | May 15, 2023 at 12:17 PM
At least somebody is having fun in my bedroom.This is awful!
Posted by: nursecindy | May 15, 2023 at 12:24 PM
Hey Elaine, is "Nick Jaeger" any relation to Mick Jagger?
Posted by: Inquiring Minds | May 15, 2023 at 01:06 PM
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jango
screwin' like their in heavens above
Looks like tiny face mite love
Now, he's ticklin' her teeny fancy
Rubbin' her stunted microscopic thighs
Muzzle to muzzle now
Anything goes
As they wiggle
She starts to giggle
Posted by: man tom | May 15, 2023 at 01:13 PM
If a face mites get on a dog and start to make love then the dog scratches is that called heavy petting?
Posted by: man tom | May 15, 2023 at 01:16 PM
Mite makes wrong.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 15, 2023 at 02:12 PM
@IM I don't know, you'll have to ask them.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | May 15, 2023 at 02:40 PM
Hmmmm, I was looking for something to take my thoughts off of how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. Perhaps they are hockey mites having a face off?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 15, 2023 at 07:02 PM
Snork @ a whole lot of people!
Posted by: Mad Hatter | May 15, 2023 at 07:50 PM