FLORIDA ART CRITIC OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Derek Alan Modrok, a 49-year-old Florida resident, admitted to running his car into a tall, blue sculpture of a rabbit titled Thunderbunny by American artist Hunt Slonem, police said earlier this week.

Well in that case, sir: NBC Miami reported that Modrok told local police that he had targeted the work because the park it resided in was named after Justin Flippen, a former mayor of Wilton Manors who Modrok blamed “for the birds that we hear.”

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I wonder if that's on his Tinder profile:

"Cocaine dealer, hates birds, likes to take the law into his own hands"

Hard to resist, eh, ladies?

[Florida Man]

Well, in his defense, now it all makes perfect sense, and may I add a "Well done, Sir! & in that case you are free to go."