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May 22, 2023

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I’m Joe, Web marketing consultant of a Digital Marketing Agency. I feel your website needs attention in terms of rectifying moderate to significant errors apart from certain essential elements to update.

Would you prefer to take a quick look at all the errors of your website?

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Time-honored marketing technique: if flattery doesn't work, try insults.

moderate to significant errors? dammit judi!

I'm sorry, but I'm going to need an English translation.

That sounds like the people in drug ads who talk about their "moderate to severe" whatever-itis, which drives me nuts. Nobody talks like that. Yours is either moderate or severe. (/rant)

There are no errors of the blog, except when it gets overexcited and posts items 47 times. Also, if your "error rectification" is as good as your grammar, your clients are in trouble.

And, of course, Essential Error Rectification WBAGNFARB.

To err is human, to forgive, Devine. I think it would be Devine to ignore him.

Joe, try this. "I'm kicking my ass."

Joe, try this. I'm kicking my ass.

Errors? On this website? Impossible!

Byte me.

Too many crazy people are posting. Me, for example.

I'm sorry, Joe, but significant errors are pretty much what this site is about.

Sorry, Joe but at this point in time our appointment calendar is full, as currently, we are packing in anticipation of the Rapture.

Any relation to Jack Website ("just the facts, ma'm.") the famous TV cop?

Ummm, otherwise, no. I have an associate degree in Self Improvement, so I am good here. But aside from not using enough umlauts in my website, no.

By the way, you don't work for NASA do you? I mean work on that Jack Web space telescope thing?

As a public surface, I am glade to offer - gratuitous - to this blog my skillets as a kean-eid spouter of missteaks and grammatikal fox paws. Your wellcomb.

Thanks Joe, but are motto is "do something, even if it's wrong".

Sorry, shields up - I am immediately suspect of a consultant that uses the word to 'rectify' my moderate to significant errors.

Reminds me of my proctologist who would say things like "Let's see what Mister Oscopy can see about your essential elements in Miser Colon."

Too many times I have had to rely on my rectal resources, such as when I was in school going after my Associate Degree in Self-Development, that I needed to pull something out of my (rhymes with bass) to pass an exam. I don't want some guy to offer to rectify me.

Laughing hysterically @Meaney the Bloo!!!!

@Florida Man - We are allowed to take suitcases? And here I was wondering if we would be allowed to take the clothes we were wearing.

@MH Sounds like a fun trip either way.

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