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May 26, 2023

CRY US A RIVER

Male Arctic ground squirrels go through puberty every year. As if that wasn’t hard enough, now the females have a problem, too.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

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I saw the Annual Puberty Experiencing Male Artic Ground Squirrels open for The Jimi Hendrix Experience with Donnie Osmond. Black Sabbath was dropped from the show due to Ozzie having to deal with a recurring debilitating annual acne breakout.

So the winters are so cold there that every year the ground squirrels nuts get frozen?

Let me guess, the lady squirrels are complaining that their old coat isn't warm enough?

Annual Puberty Experiencing Male Artic Ground Squirrel pictured in it's natural habitat.

You have to wonder why those stupid squirrels are dumb enough to live in that frigid climate.

That explains the squeaky voices.

Not to worry. They don't have that problem in the south.

Somebody should suggest they migrate to Florida for the winter. Snow squirrels.

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