CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR
Toronto man arrested for allegedly assaulting someone with a python
(Thanks to B&C, who say "Why assault someone just because they have a python?")
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Assault Pylons WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Jim | May 14, 2023 at 09:45 AM
Probably got it in Florida.
Posted by: Steverino | May 14, 2023 at 09:52 AM
When pythons are outlawed...
Posted by: cfjk | May 14, 2023 at 10:14 AM
'I was just trying to unclog his toilet'
Posted by: JG | May 14, 2023 at 11:35 AM
"Back into the car Mr. Snakey. Just for that it's ten hours in the toilet for you."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 14, 2023 at 12:17 PM
Isn't this story a bit far north for a python?
Would the story be more believable if the assault was made with a feral pig - the purported mongrel feral pigs of Canada that was reported earlier in this blog? I mean, the true Canadian Bacon - on the hoof and looking for sows.
And who would like you to remember that 'pork' is not a verb.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 14, 2023 at 08:49 PM
When pythons are outlawed....
Posted by: PirateBoy, programming in Python | May 14, 2023 at 09:52 PM
at least it wasn't a trouser python
Posted by: Joe in Japan | May 15, 2023 at 09:54 AM