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May 26, 2023

BUT YOU HAVE TO ASSEMBLE YOUR TABLE AND CHAIRS

IKEA's All-You-Can-Eat Midsummer Buffet Returns This Summer

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

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If you buy a bed from Ikea, you really have to make your bed.

Somehow I'd expect food from a furniture company to taste a little...well...wooden.

Is it for termites only?

Those Swedes know how to party! Happy June23rd!

Unfortunately, my nearest Ikea is 125 miles away. That's a long way to go for meatballs, even if they are tasty.

Instead of knives and forks, you'll have to eat with those little Allen wrenches, and you'll have to follow indecipherable diagrams.

To make this summer's kickoff memorable, ABBA (I can't make a backwards capital B) will entertain diners as they eat. The diners have to sing "Gimme, Gimme, Gimme" and the IKEA cafeteria worker has to sing "Money, Money, Money".

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