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Moscow Police Hunt ‘Ukrainian Saboteur Pigeon’
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May 04, 2023
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The bird escaped just before the government was over thrown.
It flew the coup
Posted by: JG | May 04, 2023 at 11:41 AM
Put your hands together...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 04, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Of course, pigeons are pretty expert in dropping bombs of a sort. It would be pretty funny if one did turn out to be Vlad's assassin.
Posted by: Rod | May 04, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Those accustomed to using the Cyrillic alphabet can be easily confused, so did they think UPS delivery stands for Ukrainian Pigeon Saboteur?
Posted by: cfjk | May 04, 2023 at 12:59 PM
Pigeons...? Explosives... ? We haven't figured where King Arthur got the cocoanuts yet.
Posted by: Clankie | May 04, 2023 at 02:18 PM
I think they used to shoot at homing pigeons in WWI. Among other things.
Posted by: LeDud | May 04, 2023 at 03:02 PM
The Stealth B-9 Supercolonic Pigeon has been unleashed with a fury. Stay away from statues.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 04, 2023 at 04:24 PM
What you have to really watch out for is the STOOL PIGEON - a larger squab-like bird that drops toilets. We have been entertained on this blog by many stories of snakes it toilets, and of course the old story about a bird in the hand is etc., but these stool pigeons can carry heavier loads.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 04, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Turns out this is a ecofriendly stool pigeon as it is only dropping low- flow toilets plus biodegradable toilet paper with it.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 07, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Among things, it is an ultimate one
Posted by: Territorial io | May 17, 2023 at 06:36 AM