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May 16, 2023

AUSTRALIA: IT'S NOT JUST THE SNAKES THAT WILL GET YOU

Man arrested after allegedly assaulting police officer with hamburger

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Senator Blusterman: " My hamburger control bill will end this cycle of violence. "

No, it's not just the snakes. It's the other things as well.

In his defense, the cops had already eaten all the doughnuts.

Shoddy reporting: WHY did the man hurl a hamburger at the officer?
Stop him before he hurls again! Oh, the ham-manity!

The suspect was taken away in the patty wagon, I presume.

For a short time in the mid 60's Alleged Pickle & Don opened for Peaches & Herb.

Have to say the McDonald's had a hand in all this - way back when they introduced a character called the Hamburgler. Does this open a whole new area for criminal opportunities - weaponizing of food? And they throw candy during parades, so what's the big deal about hamburgers unless the cop was a vegan.

"patty wagon". That's a good one!

How are these STILL in the hands of civilians?

This is why we need hamburger sniffing police dogs.

Someone wasn't happy with his meal.

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