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May 21, 2023

ATTENTION:

It's Almost Time To Get Your Johnson Ready For Summer

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Semi-viable deep-seated message.

I'm amazed (almost gobsmacked) that they could get away with that back in the day.

"You, your girl & your Johnson."

I think that pretty much says it all.

Nothing like getting your summer started with a bit of motor-boating.

Put--put--put.

"...but you doesn't hasta call it Johnson!"

It's all about lubricating your Johnson!

No real problem - just say abracadabra and I am good - I have a Magic Johnson

And don't forget to butter-up your buns if you plan to take your brats to Johnsonville, before you fire-up that Oscar Mayer frankfurter-mobile.

Oh, by the way, I call my Magic Johnson 'Boris'. He has sort of disappeared from public exposure after his stunning removal from pubic office. Oooops, did I misspell something there?

Is there a Johnson that can match my John Thomas?

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