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Furious man smashes beauty pageant winner's crown after his wife comes second

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Comments

[Meanie the Blue]

Mr. Congeniality he's definitely not.

[cfjk]

Jill came in second so Jack broke her crown?

[ripleysparrow]

He has been using too much hormone-rich toilet paper.

[Math Yoda]

Sounds like an outburst of toxic masculinity from the patriarchy aimed at a marginalized, oppressed community. Tsk. Tsk.

[Clankie]

Announcer: " And this year's Will Smith Award " goes to... "

[JG]

They're making a movie.
The working title is 'The Jewel of Denile"

[LeDud]

Sambas gone wild!

[Jeff Meyerson]

So the Mrs. is LGBTQ whatever?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

Speaking of the inexplicable, nursecindy just informed me that 83 year old Al Pacino's 29 year old girlfriend is eight months pregant.
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Take that, Robert De Niro!

[Pullet Surprise]

nursecindy is 29 years old and and pregnant and is Al Pacino's girlfriend? Well, if that doesn't roll your cheese.

[wanderer2575]

He's practicing to be a Little League game spectator.

[MOTW]

He probably honed his skills during family reunion Monopoly games.

[Pullet Surprise]

Imagine the same thing happening at Chuck and Camilla's big event. Just goes to show that royalty is no longer respected. Is this related in anyway to the old nursery rhyme "Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a ... Jack fell down and broke his crown ..." So there is a history of this happening in the US.

[man tom]

One of the finalists had measurements of 38-24-34-6