AND IN GOLF
Jordan Spieth dumps opening PGA shot into toilets, swears, internet melts
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
We apologize for all the toilets on the blog this morning. But we have a professional responsibility to report the news as it happens.
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It's OK, Dave. I'm sure the police are enjoying it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 22, 2023 at 09:05 AM
Time to gather the Privy Council to order. This blatant, surprise, and hostile attack on a privy must not stand. The Privy Council session will be opened by a movement from the floor.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 22, 2023 at 09:21 AM
If he keeps that up he my soon be offered an endorsement contract from Port-a-potty.
Posted by: cfjk | May 22, 2023 at 09:31 AM
What was not stated was that this occurred at a Seattle miniature golf course. The last hole is put your ball in the toilet - not your typical set up where you put your ball in the clown's nose.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 22, 2023 at 09:35 AM
Sometimes caddying just ain't worth it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 22, 2023 at 10:01 AM
On the plus side, he didn't have to take a drop.
Posted by: the ghost of Buffalo Bill | May 22, 2023 at 10:06 AM