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May 22, 2023

AN IGUANA WAS WEARING IT

Woman gets wedding ring back 13 years after flushing it down toilet

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

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No comment from Beyonce?

So this story had a familiar ring to it.

Still better than coming across a fatberg in the sewer.

Silly. Iguanas don't wear rings. Only pythons do.

"The ring looks much different from what she remembers." Yeah, it was all covered in crap.

♫ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
Iguana hold your hand
Iguana hold your hand
Iguana hold your hand ♫

Wow, this is a story to rival that epic legend "The Fellowship of the Ring".

There was a lady from Minneapolis
Who sat down to take a crapolis
She dropped her fine ring
In that stinky old thing
And she said "What the hapolis?"

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