AMBIENCE!

Seagull scarer in bird outfit helps diners eat their seaside fish and chips in peace

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Comments

[From Allen at Division:]

"What, and give up show business?..."

[Pullet Surprise]

Perhaps there would be an opening for rat scarer, cockroach scarer, squirrel scarer, the field is wide open.

[Steverino]

This is the dumbest thing I have ever hear of.

People in the know just put a wire (you can use monofilament fishing line) on poles above the area you want to keep the birds out of. Works great and doesn't hurt the birds.

We did this when we had a dock on the bay. Kept the birds from doing their business on the dock.

Actually, the shore birds on the bay weren't seagulls. They were bay-gulls.

[cfjk]

Is "worked in crowd control at the beach one summer", is how you'd include that in your resume?