ADVISORY:

Check your shoes for snakes

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Comments

[JG]

Is this the 2023 version of penny loafers?

[Pullet Surprise]

Sort of like picking out a book to read - you don't know if it is going to be funny until you read it. That is why I always go to the book signings cause if the book is not funny I can always tell the author right there I want my money back.

[cfjk]

Also, never store your shoes in or near the toilet.

[Pullet Surprise]

What a great idea for a small business, an idea inspired by that Irish musician, that Pied Piper. You could advertise your services as a pest controller to rid a home of snakes with out the use of harmful chemicals or traps. Just set a bunch of old shoes and toilets around a house and wait for all the snakes to crawl in, and then, just pick up the shoes and toilets. Voila, no snakes, no residual chemicals, no traps. Working on a similar idea for offing squirrels.

[MOTW]

"The best way to avoid such an encounter in the first place? Keep your shoes inside!"

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[Clankie]

Check your bath water for sharks too.

[Elaine Benes]

Still better than somebody finding your shoes (among other things) inside a snake.

[Rod]

Heck, here in Texas, checking for snakes is just part of the everyday routine of putting your shoes on.

[Meanie the Blue]

I think my contemplation of getting a nice pair of snakeskin boots may have just ended.

[Florida Man]

Also don't keep your shoes in the bar manager's desk drawer.