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Posted by: Steverino | May 18, 2023 at 09:39 AM
You can always count on those aliens.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 18, 2023 at 09:49 AM
Damn, that's good. Send this kid to Washington!
Posted by: Mike Smith | May 18, 2023 at 09:58 AM
Someone check that superintendent more closely. Hasn't anyone seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
Posted by: Steve B | May 18, 2023 at 10:18 AM
Those aliens will stop at nothing.
Posted by: cfjk | May 18, 2023 at 10:34 AM
If Stasqok leaves planet Ioria 7X at 8:30am heading east at warp 5, and Qheniell leaves planet Brolnaistea at 10:45am heading south-southwest at lightspeed, which of them will arrive at Hemlock Public Schools first?
(Also, I think Steve B broke the blog.)
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 18, 2023 at 10:42 AM
I used to remember how to fix this ...
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 18, 2023 at 10:54 AM
Steve B is right. How do we know we can trust that Superintendent?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 18, 2023 at 11:00 AM
"The student responsible for starting the rumour has been disciplined."
What'd they do, make him take multiple comprehensive math tests going back to fourth grade?
Posted by: MOTW | May 18, 2023 at 11:26 AM
Let me just guess that he completed this whole exercise by flunking the math test.
Posted by: Rod | May 18, 2023 at 11:57 AM
The aliens insist that our math is hopelessly flawed because it doesn't allow us to divide by zero.
Posted by: The Count | May 18, 2023 at 02:30 PM
0 is the number between 1 and -1.
Posted by: the aliens | May 18, 2023 at 02:32 PM