DUDES
Seagulls ‘high on spice’ after making off with stashes of drugs
(Thanks to Ralph)
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NEXT CHALLENGE: PUBERTY
12-year-old to be youngest to graduate from Fullerton College with five degrees
(Thanks to klezmerphan, who says "Just in case you weren't feeling inadequate enough.")
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AND IN GOLF
Jordan Spieth dumps opening PGA shot into toilets, swears, internet melts
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
We apologize for all the toilets on the blog this morning. But we have a professional responsibility to report the news as it happens.
AN IGUANA WAS WEARING IT
Woman gets wedding ring back 13 years after flushing it down toilet
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
THEIR NATURAL HABITAT
Iguana found inside Florida home’s toilet
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
BUT IT COMES WITH FRIES
A Philadelphia restaurant that opened on Friday is serving hamburgers with a $700 price tag.
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
Update: For dessert, how about some ice cream?
(Thanks to B&C)
OF COURSE BY THE TIME THIS HAPPENS WE'LL ALL HAVE FLYING CARS
Sure They Would: Cruise passengers would also be hoped to have access to onboard facilities such as a restaurant, a spa, a cinema, shops and a casino.
"Be hoped to."
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Seattle named dog poop capital of the US
(Thanks to Ralph)
BAFFLED, HELL: WE'RE GOBSMACKED
People baffled after spotting 'Nike shoes' in 400-year-old painting
(Thanks to Ralph)