Dave Barry's Blog

WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN IT?

Russian Popeye regrets injecting oil into biceps and admits damage cannot be fixed

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Investigation of average crosslink distance and physicochemical properties of gummy candy during storage: Effect of formulation and storage temperature

(Thanks to MOTW)

HELLO, FARMERS?

An Essex couple have spent 10 months seeking compensation after 18 escaped water buffaloes stampeded through their garden, with eight of them taking a morning dip in their new swimming pool.

(Thanks to Roberto)

IT'S SANDWICH WEEK IN BRITAIN, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

EXCLUSIVE: Experts settle debate on whether sandwiches should be cut into triangles or rectangles

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "Exclusive.")

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Bird 'explodes' all over rollercoaster rider at Canada's Wonderland

(Thanks to Ralph)

Remember what happened to Fabio?

WE OLDER FOLKS CAN RELATE

Big Ben fails to bong for second time in a week

(Thanks to Steve K.)

ATTENTION:

It's Almost Time To Get Your Johnson Ready For Summer

(Thanks to Matt Filar)