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DUDES

American Workers Testing Positive for Marijuana Reaches 25-Year Record

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

IN THAT CASE, MA'AMS, YOU ARE ALL FREE TO GO

Woman pulled over in the Florida Keys had 28 licenses

(Thanks to EricY, who says "A Florida... never mind.")

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Snake found napping in bar manager's desk drawer

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CONTRACTOR GUYS IN ACTION

Blowtorch used as weed trimmer sparks Ann Arbor house fire

Yet Apparently It Needs To Be Said: “It should go without saying that using a blow-torch to kill weeds next to a structure is an incredibly poor decision,” wrote the fire department on social media.

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Flying sofa seen over Turkish capital during storm

(Thanks to Holland Daze and Steve Bradford, who says "Ding dong, the witch is dead.")

CSI: COOKESVILLE, TENN.

A man was found with several bottles of urine after crashing into a fence while driving under the influence, according to police.

It's a Mystery: Police did not clarify where the urine came from.

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

THE WORD IS ‘HERO’

Bobcat Jumps Out Of Tree & Flies Through The Air To Catch Squirrel On The Golf Course

(Thanks to Matt Filar)