Dave Barry's Blog

AUSTRALIA: IT'S NOT JUST THE SNAKES THAT WILL GET YOU

Man arrested after allegedly assaulting police officer with hamburger

(Thanks to Ralph)

SURE THEY ARE

What 10 American cities will look like in 2050, predicted by AI: DailyMail.com asks software to imagine future cities - and they are filled with flying cars, solar power and lush vegetation

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Organizers of the annual Cows on the Concourse event are excited to bring cows back to downtown Madison for their event, which is held on Saturday, June 3, 2023. This free, family-friendly event, themed “Who Let the Cows Out,” kicks off National Dairy Month celebrations in Dane County.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

THEY MADE HIM DO IT

Driving high with squirrels leads to charges

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

IT'S A START

Beavers, rabbits, squirrels added to Michigan nuisance kill list

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE

Mega asteroid as tall as 85 Ryan Reynolds set to slam into Earth's orbit next week

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

NO.

Seriously, no.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

Why are so many young Americans adopting fake British accents?

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who blames Peppa Pig)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

The pet I’ll never forget: every night I would sing to Cackles the goose. Then tragedy struck

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

STRUMPDATE

Today I'm back on The Road, headed for the Chicago area, where tonight at 7 I'll be at Frugal Muse Books, which is somewhere around Chicago unless the scheduling department has made a terrible mistake. See you there! Yes, you.