Dave Barry's Blog

LUCKILY FOR HIM THE DOG HAD A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop in Colorado town, police say

(Thanks to Ralph)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WORKED TO PERFECTION

‘Pregnant’ woman takes off running as drugs fall out of her fake belly, SC cops say

(Thanks to Robert Moats, Barry Nester and EricY)

FYI

They come out at night to have sex on your face.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED

'Virtual Girlfriend' Chatbot Trained on Conversations With Men Starts Talking Mostly About Sex

(Thanks to P. Cynic)

COULD BE!

A woman was going for a walk when she happened to spot an unusual white figure on the British beach in the distance, which she believes could be otherworldly in nature

(Thanks to John Lobert)