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May 13, 2023

WHAT CHOICE DID HE HAVE?

Man allegedly steals car, crashes into Florida building while looking for internet connection

(Thanks to William Falzone, who says "In Florida, we have to have our wifi.  Someone forgot to tell this guy wifi is free at most restaurants.")

HERESY

AM radio is being removed from many cars

(Thanks to Steve K, who says "I'm keeping my garage locked.")

NOT EVEN CLOSE

The US States With The Worst Drivers, Ranked

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Florida should demand a recount!")

A 2-YEAR-OLD BOY WAS WALKING HER DOG? IN A SECOND-STORY WINDOW?

Pregnant Woman Catches 2-Year-Old Boy Who Fell from Second-Story Window While Walking Her Dog

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IF THE WHALES ARE TALKING TO ALIENS, OREGON IS IN BIG TROUBLE

Can Understanding Whale Speech Help Us Talk to Aliens?

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

SPRING BREAK

Warning to New Forest visitors as 18 stallions described as 'horny teenagers' released

(Thanks to Ralph)

BOLO II

Missing monkey, seen in Pinson area, is wearing yellow pants and dragging a leash, owner says

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jack Shelnutt)

GUYS IN ACTION

Minnesota man invents beer-powered motorcycle

(Thanks to John Lobert, Rodney Bertelsen, Michael Parry and Barry Nester)

THE ALLIGATOR WAS RELEASED AFTER IT PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Robot chases alligator through Florida pipe

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Michael Parry)

BOLO

A peeping goat is on the loose in Chatham Township, N.J.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

FINALLY, SOME POSITIVE NEWS FROM AUSTRALIA

Did You Know There’s an Annual Duck Fashion Show In Sydney?

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "The only animal there that isn’t poisonous.")

 
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