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May 12, 2023

THE WORD IS 'HEROES'

Herd of cows assist police in locating suspect who hoofed it to remote area

(Thanks to MOTW, Nelson from Michigan and The Pers)

THE NEWS FROM ENGLAND

Fox poops in bloke's half-drunk pint outside pub

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Foxes are basically large squirrels.

Squirrel-related item here.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

CLARIFICATION

Viral coronation song: No, the choir did not sing ‘I love vagina, Camilla’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

22 Snakes & 1 Chameleon Found in Woman's Luggage at India Airport

(Thanks to Steve K.)

STRUMPDATE

Many thanks to the folks who came to see me in Santa Monica last night. To continue my relentless barrage of self-promotion, here's an interview I did with Book Reporter. And now I'm on my way back to Miami to rest for the weekend and sanitize my suitcase with a blowtorch.

PAGING MONTY PYTHON

Dangerous rabbit has bitten at least 2 Iowa residents

(Thanks to Ralph and EricY)

Update: Fierce bunny removed from neighborhood after lunging at residents

(Thanks to Ron T)

O THE HUMANITY

Tornadic storm in Clay County rips top off coconut cream pie

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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