Dave Barry's Blog

STRUMPDATE

Thanks to all the nice folks who came out in Palm Springs last night and listened to me after my generous hosts gave me several large glasses of wine so God knows what I said. Tonight at 7:30 I'll be at Town Hall Seattle, whose website says: "This Event is FREE for Youth!" Apparently they're not concerned about corrupting Youth. But whatever age you are, I hope you can attend, because you have always been my personal favorite.

SOUNDS PAINFUL

Noisy cock who lives near Ed Sheeran is given an Asbo

(Thanks to John Lobert)

‘I DID NOT EXPECT THE GENDARMES. ESPECIALLY NOT FOR FROGS!’

France on High Alert

(Thanks to Ralph)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Plague of poisonous dart-throwing insects set to swarm UK over the summer

Invasive, toxic worms are back in Texas

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IS THERE A NOBEL PRIZE FOR MUSIC?

Man Builds And Plays A Gas Powered Guitar

(Thanks to John Lobert)