Dave Barry's Blog

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Reptile catcher removes venomous snake from vacuum cleaner

(Thanks to Ralph)

THAT'S A LOT OF RUNS

SF Giants' Logan Webb says entire team has 'the s—ts' after Mexico trip

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

GERMANY: LAND OF ROMANCE

Police said the man was discovered fully dressed but firmly bound with ropes and a pantyhose over his head atop a deer-hunting platform near the town of Bueckburg late Wednesday.

(Thanks to EricY)

THE LEGAL LIMIT IS 19

Woman caught with 22 snakes in luggage

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WITH OUR LUCK THEY'D BE ASSIGNED THE SEAT NEXT TO OURS

A Delta Air Lines plane was grounded Wednesday in Houston after a swarm of bees congregated on one of the wings before passengers could board.

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

STRUMPDATE

Excellent event last night at Politics & Prose in DC; thank you, nice people who came, especially my old friend and editor and lunatic Gene Weingarten. Tonight I'll be home to do laundry an event at my hometown bookstore, Books and Books in Coral Gables. It starts at 5; hope to see you there.

ALWAYS A SOUND LEGAL STRATEGY

Suspect drunk driver urinates on patrol car while under arrest

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CORONATION DAY

A salute to the king.

Please note that we are not making fun of the byline.

(Thanks to Rick Day, Alkali Bill, Emily, Leslie and w and John Lobert)

STAY CLASSY, FLORIDA FATHER

Florida father punches 63-year old umpire at son’s high school game

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

BECAUSE THEY CAN

Why do French men pee on the street?

(Thanks to B&C)