DIDN'T WE SEE THIS ON THE SOPRANOS?
Hundreds of pounds of cooked pasta mysteriously dumped in New Jersey woods
(Thanks to B&C, Jay Brandes, John Lobert, nursecindy, Jerry Whittle, Roberto, vee and Ralph)
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May 05, 2023
ATTENTION, OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT
Rotting 5,000st whale left on UK beach as authorities consider chopping up carcass
(Thanks to Allen at Division and Wmily, Leslie and w)
(A "st" is a unit of weight equal to Darth Vader)
HE'S FROM FLORIDA
Man caught using fake baby in stroller to shoplift in Madisonville
(Thanks to Bill Carver)
The fake baby was released after producing etc.
ASTEROID MEASUREMENT-UNIT UPDATE
Asteroid the size of 6 Darth Vaders to pass Earth
(Thanks to Mary Smith)
A REALLY SMART ONE WOULD LOWER ITSELF AFTER MEN USE THE LOO
FDA Clears Smart Toilet Seat for Heart Health Monitoring
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
WE DO *NOT* WANT TO PARTY WITH AI
TERRIFYING AI-GENERATED BEER COMMERCIAL WILL SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU
(Thanks to The Perts)
THE BLOG
It is acting up. We have no idea why. Cinco de Mayo, maybe. Tequila in the RAM? (We are assuming here that blogs have RAM.) In any event, we will resume normal blogging whenever the blog settles down. Beyond that we have no plan, other than of course to fire judi.
ADVISORY
We will not be reposting the Baltimore post any more times today. It is out of our system.
STRUMPDATE
Thanks to the lovely crowd that came to my event last night at the Enoch Pratt Free Library in Baltimore. Tonight at 7 I'll be at Politics and Prose in Washington, D.C., where I'll talk about Swamp Story and, time permitting, straighten out the federal government. I'll see you there, unless you are not there, in which case I will gaze wistfully at the empty space where you should be.