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May 01, 2023

MUSIC LOVER

Concertgoer lets out a ‘loud full body orgasm’ while L.A. Phil plays Tchaikovsky’s 5th

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, Lynn Tolleson, Stan Ruth, AmoebaStampede and Allen at Division, who says "Presumably in the key of G-Spot.")

TASTES LIKE TONER

Fish filet created via 3D printer may be hitting market in the near future

(Thanks to MOTW)

ART UPDATE

A museum in France is set to host an exhibition where visitors are invited to strip naked to enter.

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Leafs fan arrested for public intoxication after slapping a horse’s behind Saturday

(Thanks to B&C)

SOCIAL-MEDIA USERS OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Ex-mortuary worker indicted for selling stolen body parts for $11K to a man she met on Facebook

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Lynn Tolleson)

IT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER

Living in your walls and immune to poison, a plague of super rats is taking over our homes

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

NEWS STORIES YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE WHEN YOU'RE STARTING A BOOK TOUR

Yikes.

(Thanks to manual tomato)

REMINDS US OF OUR ELEMENTARY-SCHOOL CAFETERIA ON TUNA CASSEROLE DAY

Maggots pour from school canteen ceiling onto kids' lunch as headteacher issues apology

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH IN SECURITY SCANNING

This is pretty great.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

AND THAT WAS JUST ONE RIDER

Uber’s 2023 lost and found report includes dentures, weed, a lightsaber and a slushy machine

(Thanks to Steve K.)

AND IN FLORIDA SPORTS

Golfers get chippy over foursome’s slow pace of play, throwing wild kicks and punches on Florida course

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Michael Parry)

GUYS IN SELF-HELP ACTION

Man locks own head in cage in desperate attempt to quit smoking

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

 
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