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Woman Finds Venomous Snake Tapping at Her Door

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Comments

[JG]

Proper etiquette demands that it ring the bell

[LeDud]

Did the snake say "Nevermore"?

[MOTW]

Well the house is a rockin' don't bother knockin'
Yeah the house is a rockin' don't bother knockin'
Yeah the house is a rockin' don't bother come on in
~ Stevie Ray Vaughan

[cfjk]

So the snake ate the raven?

[wanderer2575]

♫
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favor
Open the door and let 'em inYEEEEOOOOWWW!!

[Clankie]

Those door-to-door venom peddlers are a real annoyance.

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

I once had a midnight query, while I was feeling less than cheery,
Over many a pint and curious beer at some forgotten store,
While I plodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently tapping, tapping at my bathroom door.
“What was that?” I stuttered, “Tapping at my bathroom door?”

It was that damn snake the kids brought home.

[Meanie the Blue]

"Please pardon the late intrusion, but could I interest you in this delicious apple?"

[wanderer2575]

^5 to Steve (The 24 Guy)!

[man tom]

It is truly our natural born instinct to be kind and loving, then instinctively not sticking around long enough for the pain of all our kindness and love in return.

[Ralph]

Oh no, not them again.

[nursecindy]

Candygram for Mongo!