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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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ALWAYS remove the ammo clip from your dildo before using!
Posted by: Elaine Benes | April 27, 2023 at 10:25 AM
"Tonight on 20/20, Wayward Bullitt - An in depth interview with Steve McQueen regarding his explanation for lodging in the clitoris of a 24-year-old unnamed patient."
Hugh Downs, "This is 20/20, Steve and I are both dead so switching over to Dateline might be a good idea."
Barbara Walters talking out of the side of her mouth, "I'm feeling dizzy."
Posted by: man tom | April 27, 2023 at 10:42 AM
A new Guiniss Record Catagory?
Posted by: Lucky Jack | April 27, 2023 at 11:02 AM
The finding of a cockroach in the nether regions was the icing on the cake.
Posted by: Stan Ruth | April 27, 2023 at 11:19 AM
I have seen this same trick performed on TV with some magician catches a bullet in his mouth when fired from a gun at his face. Except this trick has a female twist. The bullet is caught by an illusionists vagina instead of her mouth.
"Nuthin could be fina that to catch a bullet in my vagina in the morning."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 27, 2023 at 11:48 AM
All this time I've misunderstood the term 'bag'
Posted by: JG | April 27, 2023 at 12:57 PM
Vulvic Trauma once opened for Heart.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | April 27, 2023 at 02:04 PM