WHY IT WAS IN HIS CROTCH WE'LL NEVER KNOW
Man Who Stole $7,500 Bottle Of Scotch In His Crotch Gets Probation, Will Be Able To Stay In U.S.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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April 14, 2023
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Scotch in the Crotch was one of Dr. Seuss's earlier efforts, before he really found his niche.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | April 14, 2023 at 06:01 PM
The people at Bud Light issued this statement, "We have no comment. In addition we have no intention of offending the bottle, the Scotch or his Crotch. Can someone loan us a dime."
Posted by: man tom | April 14, 2023 at 06:01 PM
This is one reason you might have scotch in your crotch (probably an old vaudeville joke).
Q. Do you drink much?
A. No, I spill most of it.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | April 15, 2023 at 07:31 AM
Is this the Bud Light approach to aging Scotch?
Posted by: JG | April 15, 2023 at 10:27 AM
Boxers or tighty-whiteys?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | April 15, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Is "Scotch in the Crotch" related to "Ants in the Pants"?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 15, 2023 at 03:14 PM
If he had tape worms, and he drank the whisky, he would have scotch tape worms.
Posted by: Steverino | April 15, 2023 at 05:30 PM
Guess you could call him "Mr Scotch on the Rocks".
Was this one of those guys who came in not first in the recent scrotum size research study this Blog thoroughly evaluated a couple of weeks ago?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 16, 2023 at 07:25 PM