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April 23, 2023

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT WOUND UP HAPPENING

David Bowie used to store his urine in a fridge as he feared that Jimmy Page and a satanic coven planned to steal his bodily fluids to conceive the Antichrist

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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I've been storing my urine in the toilet, but only for a short time before flushing it away. This method seems to be working well enough in staving off Jimmy Page and his nefarious plans.

I hope none of Bowie's house guests ever asked for something cold to drink.

Possibly the only revelation with the potential to push the Royal family's soap opera of the front page.

I'm with Jim on how Bowie could have taken care of this. I don't want to know what he might have done with other bodily outputs, iykwim.

Personally, I'd be more worried about the behavior of members of KISS.

does this have anything to do with "Golden Years"?

The 'Zep mentioned this relationship in their, Lemon Song.

Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg,
Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg,
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed

I liked Bowie (not pictured but there)when He co-wrote and played the hand percussion shakers on this related song.

I forgot to mention, when I mentioned to my barber I would like to change my hairstyle a little, He said, just bring in a picture next time."

Jimmy Page with a demonstration of his guitar from years past.

Jimmy Page demonstrating his guitar, present day.

Go ahead, tell them about the clam chowder.

Jimmy Page, in the earlier clip, seems like the role model used for Spinal Tap.

I imagine that his amp goes to 11?

I read your comment as, 'I imagine his armpit goes to 11?'

Urine is not one of the baby ingredients I learned about in biology.

There are rumors that David Bowie may have had a slight problem with drugs.

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