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April 23, 2023

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE POPCORN

Moose wanders into Kenai movie theater and leaves with a Happy Meal

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, whose hometown is Kenai)

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I fear for the moose if he had any of that so-called butter-flavored popcorn topping.

On the plus side, it would have been worse if it was filled with ju-ju beads, good'nplenty, & krackerjacks.

"No. No. No," the employee said in the TikTok video. She called the manager.

Reminds me of Bob Newhart's routine with the building guard vs. King Kong.

"I said, uh, 'shoo, ape' and 'I'm sorry but you're going to have to leave, sir.'"

The moose would qualify for one of these should the moose travel here. If the moose stops by to take in a movie here in L.A., hopefully the moose reads the billboards reminds citizens to wash their hands after using the sidewalk

@Meanie — I fear for anyone standing behind the moose if he got into any of that artificial butter-flavored grease they put on popcorn. The words “runny” and “projectile” could be applicable.

A moose wanders into a movie theater. The concession guy looks up and says, "Nice rack".
I'll just let myself out now.

An incredibly sexist joke by nursecindy. Well done!

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