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April 13, 2023
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Yes, we have no bananas.
Posted by: cfjk | April 13, 2023 at 10:01 AM
They counted the babies? I would have protested that the weight of the spider and all 200 babies was not discounted from the weight of the bananas.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 13, 2023 at 11:01 AM
Now for a round of 'Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled ...'
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 13, 2023 at 11:03 AM
crosses Tesco bananas off shopping list
Posted by: MOTW | April 13, 2023 at 01:51 PM
"The arachnids are found in Australia, New Zealand, south-east Asia, the Mediterranean, Florida and Hawaii."
YAY. Another one for Florida.
Posted by: Steverino | April 13, 2023 at 02:56 PM
♫
Come Mr. Tallyman and tally me huntsman spiders,
Daylight come and me wan go home.
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Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | April 13, 2023 at 03:38 PM