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April 20, 2023

WAIT… THE WIFE SPLIT WITH THE GATOR?

Wife calls animal control on husband’s 8-foot gator after they split, officials say

(Thanks to Dougin Sacramento)

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They fought over custody of the alligator during the divorce proceedings.
"You take it"
"No, you take it"
And the debate continues

Wait a minute...so it was his gator, but he left it with her? A novel move. He figured the gator eventually will eat her, then he can have the house back.

His equally scaly monkey was divided before animal control wife call, officials say, said officials.

On the plus side, the gator hasn't said a word.

There has to be a Far Side cartoon like this.

Think of the shoes, belts, wallets, and the like that could be made with this creature in dispute. Or don't they make those things anymore from natural hides?

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