VAMPIRES USE STRAWS?

Velez told CNN that while vampire straws may be permitted in checked luggage in some states, they are illegal to carry in Massachusetts.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

Comments

[man tom]

Massachusetts General Law Chapter 269-Section 10-Paragraph (b), which bans carrying certain “edged instruments” that include stilettos and daggers.

Now to include vampire straws and wolf man swizzle sticks.

[Dracula]

Well that's the last straw, what ever happened to "we the people and the pursuit of happiness"?

[Meanie the Blue]

To paraphrase the late Gilda Radner, “It’s a dessert straw AND a lethal stabbing weapon!”

[Pullet Surprise]

Can see this on the the TSA com radio traffic "Straw man approaching baggage machine. Dressed like a scarecrow singing something about "I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin', My heart all full of pain."

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