UPDATE

The story about long-lived men with high sex drives reminds me of an old story...

A man went to the doctor for an exam. After he came out of the office, the doctor called his wife in to talk. He told her, "Your husband is seriously ill. To keep him alive, you need to do everything he likes. You need to cook his favorite meals, clean up after him, and have sex whenever he wants. If you don't do all these things, he is going to die."

On the drive home, the husband turned to his wife and said, "Well, what did the doctor say?"

She replied, "He said you're going to die."

-- David Snoke

Har! There's also a version of this joke involving two golfers, one of whom, while urinating, gets bitten by a snake in a sensitive location.

Comments

[Clankie]

Where I live, that are jokes number 29 and 60.

[Descartes]

I don't think so... "POOF"!

[cfjk]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar and the barkeep says "Is this some kind of a joke?", to which all three respond, "NOOO!"

[Meanie the Blue]

The sensitive location in the alternate version - was it Flathead County?

[BillVT]

A priest, a minister & a rabbit walk into a blood donation site-a nurse asks the rabbit -“blood type?” The rabbit says “I believe I’m a typo”

[pad]

Or, my favorite doctor/patient joke:
Patient: Doc, I know it's bad. Don't sugar coat it for me. Flat out, how long do I have?
Doctor: Ten.
Patient: Ten what? Years? Months?
Doctor: (looks at watch) Nine. Eight... Seven... Six...

[Death Row Doc]

A guy goes to see a doctor for a check up. After the exam, the doc says “you’re in great shape for a man of 60!”
The man replies “did I say I’m 60? I’m 82!”
“That’s amazing!“ said the Doc “how long did your father live?
“Did I say my father was dead? He’s 102”
“That’s incredible!“ How long did his dad live?”
“Did I say my grandfather was dead? He’s 122 years old and he’s getting married next Thursday!”
“Why would a 122 your old man want to get married?
“Did I say he WANTED to get married?”

[Alan B. West]

Or ... 90-year-old man goes to a doctor for a checkup before he gets married to a 21-year-old because he intends to have plenty of sex. The doctor asks the man if age won't be a problem, and the man says, "If she dies, she dies."