THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER LET A COCAINE HIPPO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL
One of Pablo Escobar’s Cocaine Hippos Has Died in a Car Crash
(Thanks to mkbuckley)
« Previous | Main | Next »
April 15, 2023
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-
On the plus side, it wasn't another cocaine moose.
Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose | April 15, 2023 at 11:10 AM
For some odd reason I thought the hippo was either driving a car or in a car with other people. I really need to wake up.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 15, 2023 at 11:41 AM
He had a Florida license.
Posted by: Clankie | April 15, 2023 at 01:25 PM
I would stand in line to buy tickets to see The Cocaine Hippos in concert.
Posted by: 655321 | April 15, 2023 at 02:32 PM
"Sir, you unfortunately did not elect the optional State Liberty Gecko Mutual Progression Farm's hippo collision coverage. Had you done so, your claim would have been properly and promptly paid in the form of a healthy baby hippo."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 15, 2023 at 06:30 PM
I bet he wasn't wearing his seatbelt, but was his death caused by a "faulty" airbag?
Posted by: cfjk | April 16, 2023 at 08:50 AM