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April 15, 2023

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Men with a high sex drive live longer than their peers, a study suggests.

(Thanks to Allen at Division, Al Barkafski and Michael Parry)

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A study quietly sponsored by the Church of the Big Wood.

Men with high sex drive have no peers.

Like the Fame song, I'm gonna live forever!

Among men, 7,032 (82 percent) said they were interested in sexual activity, while 636 said they had no interest in sex.

Noted: Two guys in the test group said they were interested in sexual activity when they could afford it, but not so much when they were broke.

Results were drastically different when a parallel study was performed with the questions being asked by scantily clad models instead of bespectacled researchers in lab coats and holding clipboards.

This explains the behavior of all those old men in nursing homes.

My doctor told me I had to get my libido and kick in the pants or I will die. I said, okay, what part of my libido should I work on? - the thinking about sex or the talking about sex?

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