THAT SHOULD DO IT

Plans to erect giant inflatable poo in Wellington to raise awareness of emergency toilets

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[Pullet Surprise]

I can see the Wellington Region Emergency Management Office (WREMO) sitting around in their staff team meetings kicking around the idea of what can we do to address the lack of the public knowing "... how to manage their own wee and poo ..." in an emergency. "Hey, let's make up a giant inflatable turd (poo) and haul it around town to raise public awareness about their own bodily by products." Think of all the families that will want to have their family photos taken while standing together in front of a giant turd.

However, if you will note, they did not make anything to remind the public of their wee.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

♫
Inflatable Poo!
Inflatable Poo!
Tubby little poopy all stuffed with god-knows-what!
He's Inflatable Poo!
Inflatable Poo!
Willy nilly silly old POOP!
♫

[George Costanza]

Didn't Manilow get his start with Inflatable Poo?

[Kendra]

"The giant inflatable poo, named Poo-nelope, is expected to be out and about in the Wellington region to educate communities on how they can make an emergency toilet."

GO POO-NELOPE!!

[Clankie]

Let's hope no one decides a giant inflatable is the way to raise awareness of hemorrhoids.

[wanderer2575]

Is it accompanied by a giant inflatable toilet snake?

(The plumbing kind, not the Australian kind.)

[Meanie the Blue]

Well, I can see how that would draw attention to the Wellington Region Emergency Management Office (WREMO). Not necessarily favorably.

[Doug in Sacramento]

Perhaps someone could write a column about this. perhaps someone with experience writing about giant inflatable colons.

https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html (Subscription required....)