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Scientists say wearing socks to bed is like ‘sleeping in a toilet’

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Comments

[Meanie the Blue]

Scientists still urge people not to sleep with their remotes.

[nursecindy]

What they're saying is if you wear socks to bed and then use your remote control while talking on your cell phone, there's a pretty good chance you'll be dead by morning.

[cfjk]

This must be why scientists so often get cold feet.

[Pullet Surprise]

I fell asleep on the toilet once - all I know is that my ass and legs also had gone to sleep. Have slept with socks on, in my bed, and have to say it is nothing like sleeping in the toilet. Wait, what were we talking about? Don't they always present these results as some sort of an election - "Nine out of ten scientists say sleeping on a toilet is like wearing your socks to bed." There.

[JG]

I'm guessing the scientists relied on empirical research...

[ripleysparrow]

Also, do not wear socks when you are pooping in the shower.

[JerrySTL]

I usually sleep nekid, but when it's cold I often wear a pair of socks.

If it's really cold, I wear 3 socks.

[Elaine Benes]

Trust me, there's nothing worse than being "Dutch-ovened" by a scientist.

[Lucky Jack]

Just don't pee in your socks.

[Alan B. West]

Prescient advice from Lieutenant Dan: "When we're out humping, I want you boys to remember to change your socks whenever we stop."