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April 13, 2023

THANK GOD FOR STUDIES

Accordingly, the aim of the present study is to compare men's and women's evaluation of various sizes of scrotum, to the end of assisting people opting to undergo this procedure in taking decisions on their visual preferences.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

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Thanks for clearing THAT up.

Yesterday, my scrotum seemed so far away
Now it looks as though it's here to stay
Oh, I'm relieved it's not yesterday

Suddenly, I've got more bag than I used to have
There's a sack hanging between my knees
Oh, yesterday came suddenly

Why it drooped so low
I don't know, it was in the way
I moved my legs wrong
Now I'm too long and hurt since yesterday

Yesterday, my scrotum was no trouble where it lay
Now I need a place to hide it away
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Why it had to sag
I don't know, it wouldn't say
I said somethings wrong
Now it's long since yesterday

Yesterday, my ankles seem so far away
Now I need a place to tie it away
Oh, I believe in yesterday

I think what they're trying to say is:
We're going to show you some dirty pictures, while collecting large amounts of money, and we want to know what you think about them.

So tea-bagging is cool again?

Sounds like somebody may need to attach a colander to their toilet seat if they was to keep their nuts dry?

Having solved all other problems in their lives, couples are now attempting to solve the final issue facing them: incorrectly-sized scrotum.

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

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