PULITZER PRIZE ALERT

Ladies and Gentlemen: The New York Post.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[Meanie the Blue]

All the news that's fit to make readers want a hypnotist to erase what they just read from their brains.

[Doug in Sacramento]

New York Post founder Alexander Hamilton would be so proud.

[Clankie]

Another terrifying consequence of Global Warming.

[ripleysparrow]

I missed this somehow. I need to tweak my Google saved search for prolapse stories.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Wait, her uterus farted?

I'm afraid I'm going to need a judge's ruling on this:

nursecindy?

[wanderer2575]

The photos are so lifelike!

[Elaine Benes]

“Turns out when you push when you poop, it weakens your pelvic floor so much that your uterus could fall out or your rectum and you just have to stick it back in." ...The simple-ist solutions are always the best.

[Meanie the Blue]

"Cleanup on aisle 7 ...."

[man tom]

Although I did not grow up in New York, I spent my formative years in a city where on Saturday night the Paperboy would roll a noisy, rickety wooden two-wheeled paper cart down the street yelling out, "Post" then "Globe". He was selling the Sunday papers and I believe he pulled two steel-wheeled carts at once which sounded louder than a horse drawn carriage coming from blocks away. Thinking back, I realize how fortunate I was the NY Post was not offered on either one of those carts.

*I reference a horse drawn carriage from some movie I saw.

[nursecindy]

A uterus can prolapse however, it cannot just fall out of your body. If that was true on Senior Day at the grocery store the phrase, "Clean up on aisle 7" would take on a whole new meaning, iykwim.

[Pullet Surprise]

I immediately thought about that scene in the movie 'The Godfather' where this guy woke up with a horse next to him.

Is this an example of "woke" that people keep referring to in the news?

If I go into Home Depot and tell the guy in the lumber department I want to replace my pelvic floor will he tell me I should have bought the extended warranty?

[Pullet Surprise]

I am reminded of this nursery rhyme I once heard:

"There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
Her head fell through"

[padraig]

The NY Post does its best to promote recycling by being more useful and informative AFTER you shred it.

[OldPhil]

I believe the Post's most famous headline was "Headless Body in Topless Bar."