POLLY WANT BETTER WIFI
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April 26, 2023
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As if we didn't have enough issues already with teens and their phones...
Posted by: george gillson | April 26, 2023 at 09:26 AM
Operation mocking bird?
Posted by: cfjk | April 26, 2023 at 09:28 AM
Parrot: " Awk ! "
Magpie: " Wrong number. "
Parrot: " X%#$& ! "
Posted by: Clankie | April 26, 2023 at 09:34 AM
"Hello, is this Amaz0n?"
"Er, .... yes ...."
"I'd like to speak with my brother Chico, please."
"Um .... what? There's no one here by that name, sir."
"Chico. From the Amaz0n."
[To co-workers, with phone on mute]: "Someone get Jeff ...."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 26, 2023 at 09:38 AM
Too funny, Meanie the Blue!
Posted by: george gillson | April 26, 2023 at 09:42 AM
Just another reason NOT TO USE WIFI.
Posted by: guy | April 26, 2023 at 10:16 AM
Wait 'til they start issuing each other TikTok challenges.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 26, 2023 at 04:31 PM
The roaming charges must be off the charts.
Posted by: George Costanza | April 26, 2023 at 07:41 PM