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April 20, 2023

OOPS

A 59-year-old Lincoln man is in jail after he repeatedly crashed into a woman's car early Wednesday morning after mistaking her for his ex-girlfriend, police alleged.

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

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Reminds me of the old Jeffrey Ross joke:

“I ran into my old girlfriend the other day. Then I backed up and ran into her again. I miss her sometimes.”

Ladies, he's available! He looks like a keeper.

"Terroristic Threats" WBAGNFA punk band.

His next encounter with his ex-girlfriend should be interesting. ("Hey, my bad ....")

No word yet on why his ex-girlfriend left him.

So the takeaway is, what? If only he'd hit the right car, things would be fine?

In CA a felony mistaken identity hit and run is often reduced to hearsay or at most the charge of rumor.

I couldn't enjoy it like a real dog. I would be mean. Is that bad on my part?

In his defense, I suppose exchanging insurance info is a very clever way to meet new people.

Why is it that guys always seem to have a "type"?

Seems like a nice guy, he apologized once he realized it wasn't the hateful witch he thought it was.

Man: But officer I meant to crash into another car.
Officer: In that case sir you're free to go.

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